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Den tidligere trollmannen er kinoaktuell med "Swiss Army Man", en film som ut fra traileren virker å være en spesiell opplevelse. Radcliffe er ikke redd for å gå nye veier. I følge The Telegraph skrev han som 19-åring fire dikt og fikk samtlige publisert. Han skrev de under aliaset Jacob Gershon.

Filmweb har klart å oppdrive ett av dem. Den engelske originalen finner du nedenfor, mens den norske oversettelsen fremføres av Filmweb-redaksjonen i filmen over.

Poetens nyeste film, "Swiss Army Man", går på kino fra 14. oktober.

Poetisk dikt av Jacob Gerson aka Daniel Radcliff:

Beside these verdurous and wind-blown fronds

I lie with two long-legged, glistening blondes.

The wisps of comb-over that I call hair

Are slowly bleaching in the sunlit air

That’s also turning orange the skin I wear.

The wife thinks I’m on some dull business trip!

‘Poor bitch,’ I think and take another sip

Of sweet champagne with no hint of remorse.

I mean why would you bother with divorce?

It’s so much easier to slip away

And put a week aside so you can play

Without the chance of ever getting caught

And leaving her and Robert so distraught

That they would never speak to me again.

What is the point in causing all that pain?

It’s better to protect your son and wife

And casually build up a secret life...

Soon they will want their money and I’ll pay,

Oh, but who cares? I make five grand a day!

My buzzing phone reminds me of this trick,

I tell her I’m busy, my God she’s thick.

She always just accepts, never inquires.

Which is just what I want with my desires,

To sweep off suddenly Overseas

And **** whoever I bloody well please.

In every port a new exotic squeeze

And I mean it when I say exotic,

My carnal exploits have been quite quixotic!...

No doubt I’d be incapable of saying it,

But I don’t mind if there’s no trouble paying it.

Too soon I’ll go back to my family

And enter through the door and there will see

The trusting faces of my wife and child

Whom, without their knowledge, I have defiled

With hookers and lies and sordid relationships

On various and frequent business trips.

My wife sweetly smiles and her eyes seem glad

My son gives me a hug and says: ‘I’ve missed you, dad

"Swiss Army Man" har premiere fredag 14. oktober - billetter finner du her